Friday, November 13, 2009

Macam ni pon...******

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Nota kaki:
ni lah keje org yg xdek keje....gelak aku bace email nih arini..haih*./..ade ke patut donkey digunakan dlm persamaan..oppss mcm ungkapan algebra lah plak

5 comments:

semut-terbersin said...

bijakkk bijakkk!! blaja probability/math balik aku arinih!!
lama tak jengah blog ko..bukak arini, terhibur ati aku baca entri ko ni..otak tgh serabut dengan keje yg banyak!! haih

Kembali Berlari said...

Hapa punya equation la...
Tak senonoh betul ashi4 *_^

anonymous said...

hahah klakar btul!

CheqNumb said...

x suka mengomel..saja nk habaq cheq singgah blog u..tima kacey dd..uhukss..btw t'sengih aku baca equation tu ;D

Yun said...

semut: tu lah..mmg tujuan aku nk menghiburkan kengkawan kan,,hehehe..kem slm kat aariz nnt k! ahaks

kembali berlari: equation dr org xdek keje lah tu kot...sbb tu jadik mcm ni...tp ok wat

aa: mmg lawak kan....2 man+woman=2 donkeys dat live happily together...ahahaha

cheqnumb: xyah mengomel....lontarkan saje...heheeh thanx sbb singgah..keh keh nnt singgah lagi..kalo ade lawak bangang lagik

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