This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Nota kaki: ni lah keje org yg xdek keje....gelak aku bace email nih arini..haih*./..ade ke patut donkey digunakan dlm persamaan..oppss mcm ungkapan algebra lah plak
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ceh tajuk mesti nak gempak jek. and setelah 2 minggu di melaka....khamis lepas keje aku cargas blk KL tapi utk 2 hari jek..aku mintak pelep... -
Ni TAG dari Dokter Asma' yg mane aku gelar dia dokter muda yg penuh emosi..hehehe...jgn mare yeaaa...nnt lagi cepat tua..xdek org nak la...
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Tibe-tibe rasa tak cukup nafas, bila dapat surat dari HR mengatakan esok adalah hari terakhir saya berkerja...owh tidak, hari tu kata khamis...
5 comments:
bijakkk bijakkk!! blaja probability/math balik aku arinih!!
lama tak jengah blog ko..bukak arini, terhibur ati aku baca entri ko ni..otak tgh serabut dengan keje yg banyak!! haih
Hapa punya equation la...
Tak senonoh betul ashi4 *_^
hahah klakar btul!
x suka mengomel..saja nk habaq cheq singgah blog u..tima kacey dd..uhukss..btw t'sengih aku baca equation tu ;D
semut: tu lah..mmg tujuan aku nk menghiburkan kengkawan kan,,hehehe..kem slm kat aariz nnt k! ahaks
kembali berlari: equation dr org xdek keje lah tu kot...sbb tu jadik mcm ni...tp ok wat
aa: mmg lawak kan....2 man+woman=2 donkeys dat live happily together...ahahaha
cheqnumb: xyah mengomel....lontarkan saje...heheeh thanx sbb singgah..keh keh nnt singgah lagi..kalo ade lawak bangang lagik
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